1 00:00:01,459 --> 00:00:04,299 [Theme - Jack Jones, "the love boat theme"] 2 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:18,597 Theme song: Love, exciting and new. 3 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:22,605 Come aboard. 4 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:26,399 We're expecting you. 5 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:35,164 And love, life's sweetest reward. 6 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:37,623 Let it flow. 7 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:42,884 It floats back to you. 8 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:51,089 The love boat soon will be making another run. 9 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:59,136 The love boat promises something for everyone. 10 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:04,055 Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance. 11 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:14,866 And love won't hurt anymore. 12 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:22,329 It's an open smile on a friendly shore. 13 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:25,165 It's love. 14 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:32,799 Welcome aboard, it's love. 15 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,948 Now that's aloha deck, cabin 117. 16 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:00,084 Dinner seating's at 6:30 and 8:00. 17 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:02,161 But don't come to both, or we'll catch you. 18 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,667 [Laughter] 19 00:02:04,749 --> 00:02:06,329 Hey, guys, is April here yet? 20 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:07,287 - Not yet. - Oh. 21 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,837 You suppose her English has improved any? 22 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,800 About as much as your Spanish has. 23 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,974 Guess who? 24 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:18,723 And no fair peek-a-booie! 25 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:19,345 [Laughter] 26 00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:21,220 Don't help him, Julie. 27 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:22,227 Oh, this is too hard. 28 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:22,888 Give me a hint. 29 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,226 Ok, coochie choochie. 30 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,730 Oh oh, yeah, queen Elizabeth. 31 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:28,062 No, but you're getting warm. 32 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:29,017 It's me! 33 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:31,817 [Interposing voices] 34 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:32,571 How you doing? 35 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,452 I'm so glad to see all of you. 36 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:34,859 Thank you. 37 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,106 You bed. 38 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:37,277 Oh, we're glad to see you. 39 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:38,655 We've been expecting you. 40 00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:39,871 April! 41 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:40,661 Captain! 42 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:41,623 [Interposing voices] 43 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:42,623 We've missed you! 44 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:43,964 [Inaudible] 45 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:46,918 This is my daughter, Vicki. 46 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,040 My goodness. 47 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,876 Any Vicky of yours, captain, is a Vicki of mine. 48 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:51,752 I've heard a lot about you. 49 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,838 It better be good. 50 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:55,013 [Laughter] 51 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:57,011 Well, we'll see you at my table for dinner tonight. 52 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:58,263 I see you tonight. 53 00:02:58,344 --> 00:02:59,054 Thank you. 54 00:02:59,137 --> 00:02:59,927 Bye-bye. 55 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,393 April Lopez: Goodbye. 56 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:03,932 Well, so April, tell us what's been going on? 57 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:04,727 How are you? 58 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:05,979 How is she? 59 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:07,400 Well, why don't we let honest Tex answer that. 60 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:09,398 The little lady is fine, just fine. 61 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,150 And speaking as honest Tex, who sold a few used cars, 62 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:14,943 in his time, I want to tell you that she's worth every red cent 63 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,738 of the blue book value plus about a million bucks 64 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:20,662 for added accessories. 65 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:23,832 My good friends, this is honest Tex. 66 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,462 Hey, howdy do, friends. 67 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,578 [Interposing voices] 68 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:31,245 Yeah, April's has told me how helpful y'all have been getting 69 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,836 her singing career started. 70 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,961 Oh well, April, how is your singing career? 71 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:35,838 [Inaudible] 72 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,384 It's going just fine, just fine, just 73 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,297 first class, isn't it, hon? 74 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:41,184 Excuse me, Mr. honest Tex, but we've 75 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:43,972 been very excitedly waiting for April to come aboard. 76 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,637 Would it be possible to hear a few words from her directly? 77 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:47,806 Well, why not? 78 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,154 [Inaudible] Here, little hon. 79 00:03:49,228 --> 00:03:51,398 Why don't you talk to these nice folks directly from yourself? 80 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:54,861 Ok, directly from myself. 81 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,693 I met honest Tex three weeks ago. 82 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:58,658 And guess what? 83 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:02,028 He's now my finance, and I am his financee. 84 00:04:02,116 --> 00:04:02,656 Your fiancee? 85 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,162 You're engaged? 86 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:06,963 After knowing him only three weeks? 87 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:09,998 No, we get engaged the first night. 88 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,423 Honest Tex: I always wanted to marry gal just like the gal 89 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:13,542 that married dear old dad. 90 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,628 I'm speaking of dad's fifth wife, of course, yes. 91 00:04:15,713 --> 00:04:17,633 [Laughter] 92 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:19,005 I'm going to go check out that bunkhouse now. 93 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,342 Here, come along, child. 94 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:21,006 Yes, indeed. 95 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:21,684 Well, I see you tonight. 96 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,681 Bye. 97 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,013 Even though that cowboy's wearing a white hat, 98 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,478 I'm not all that sure he's a good guy. 99 00:04:38,569 --> 00:04:39,359 Miss Rogers, you and your daughter 100 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,855 are on the promenade deck, cabin 340. 101 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,528 And that's right up those stairs and to the left. 102 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:45,617 Thank you. 103 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,502 Oh, I see you're from Vancouver. 104 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:49,578 That's one of my favorite cities. 105 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:50,464 Are you natives? 106 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,210 Well, I guess I qualify. 107 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:55,131 We moved there when I was one. 108 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:57,461 And she's getting married there in two weeks. 109 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:58,717 How nice! 110 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,008 I wish you all the happiness in the world. 111 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:02,761 Well, mom thought this cruise would be a good time to explain 112 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:05,354 the facts of life to me. 113 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:05,810 (Laughing) She's the greatest, really. 114 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:08,558 [Phone ringing] 115 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,233 Maybe we better find our cabin. 116 00:05:12,311 --> 00:05:13,231 Enjoy your cruise. 117 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:14,192 Bye. 118 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:27,788 Excuse me. 119 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:28,949 Yes? 120 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:31,457 Do you have a Mrs. Rogers sailing 121 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:32,419 with you, Martha Rogers? 122 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:33,918 Yes, with her daughter, Laura. 123 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,210 They just boarded. 124 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:35,923 Excuse me. 125 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,382 Thank you. 126 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,933 I know our marriage got to heavy for you. 127 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,261 But did the typewriter get too heavy too? 128 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:49,466 Look, Betty, in all the years that we've been married, 129 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:51,267 and all the years that we've been writing together, 130 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:53,440 I never carried the typewriter. 131 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:55,479 And if I didn't carry the typewriter when I loved you, 132 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:58,073 why should I carry it now that I hate you? 133 00:05:58,149 --> 00:05:59,229 I'm just kidding, I don't hate you. 134 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:01,357 How do you feel about me? 135 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:04,204 Other than wanting to divorce me, of course. 136 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,740 There you go with that fuzzy dialogue again. 137 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:07,454 I don't want to divorce you. 138 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:08,743 We want to divorce each other. 139 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:12,866 Well, when we finish writing this movie script together, 140 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:15,955 you won't have to see me anymore. 141 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:20,302 Mr. and Mrs. William Robinson, for the moment. 142 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:20,799 Cabin 124. 143 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:24,590 And cabin 126. 144 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:25,295 Adjoining. 145 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:26,644 124 and 126? 146 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:31,469 Don't you have adjoining cabins not quite so close together? 147 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,137 Don't try to figure it out. 148 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,306 She's not too bright. 149 00:06:34,393 --> 00:06:35,603 That's why she's carrying the typewriter. 150 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:45,824 Remember, if we split up, you carry the clipboard. 151 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,865 [Ship's horn] 152 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,759 Hi, guys, what are you doing? 153 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,434 Well, we decided to talk to April 154 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:12,642 about the foolishness of getting engaged to somebody 155 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:13,473 she doesn't even know. 156 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,518 Especially a jerk like honest Tex. 157 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:16,691 Come on, she's alone. 158 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:18,859 No look, let's not start to talk about honest Tex 159 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,518 right away. 160 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:21,356 That'd be too obvious. 161 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,690 Oh, right. 162 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:25,855 Ok, first we'll ask her to sing a song in the show tomorrow 163 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,565 night. 164 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:28,815 I have an idea. 165 00:07:28,906 --> 00:07:31,196 Maybe if I tell her that if she'll sing a song, 166 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,374 I'll play my flute? 167 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:34,871 No, we're trying to convince her, not discourage her. 168 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:35,914 Hola, April. 169 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,617 - Hola! - Hello! 170 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:38,537 Hi! 171 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:39,334 [Interposing voices] 172 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:40,707 You know something? 173 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:42,843 I was wondering where all of you were. 174 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:43,710 But now you are here. 175 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:45,796 So I can start wondering where you were. 176 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:51,178 April, we were wondering if maybe you'd like to sing a song 177 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:53,222 for our show tomorrow night? 178 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,386 Sure. 179 00:07:54,473 --> 00:07:56,183 Sure, I'd love to sing a song for all of you, buddies, 180 00:07:56,267 --> 00:08:00,097 for my friends, for my family. 181 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:05,938 Ah, April, that's what we wanted to talk to you about. 182 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,737 You know, sometimes a husband is considered part of the family. 183 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:09,071 No kidding? 184 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,775 Right. 185 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:13,195 April, you see, what gopher's trying to say is-- 186 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:14,084 hey! 187 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,200 Here you are, hon. 188 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:16,906 Yes, a little toddy for the body. 189 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:19,036 Say, this is a nice canoe you got here, friends. 190 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:20,583 Yes indeedy. 191 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:21,286 You ever decide to go into used ship [inaudible] let me know. 192 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:23,875 I pay top dollar on a trade in. 193 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:27,341 And you got a good heater and radio, paid extra cash, yes. 194 00:08:27,423 --> 00:08:28,553 [Laughter] 195 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,553 April Lopez: He's so full of humor. 196 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:34,385 Honest Tex, honey, my friends want me to sing a song 197 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:35,472 in the show tomorrow night. 198 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,516 Oh, I'm sorry, that'd be impossible, hon. 199 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,940 See, singing for free-- that's a bad precedent. 200 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,099 No, no, you've got to put up the do re mi you want 201 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,937 to hear the fa, so, la, ti do. 202 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,442 You see what I mean? 203 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,824 Now listen, Tex, we realize you're April's fiance but-- 204 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:48,742 ah, no, no, no. 205 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:49,739 You see, I'm her manager, yes! 206 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:52,450 [Inaudible] You see, yes, I'm her manager. 207 00:08:52,531 --> 00:08:53,911 I've got a 10-year contract with that young lady. 208 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:54,371 10 years? 209 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,950 Yes 10 years. 210 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,745 April, why did you sign a 10-year contract? 211 00:08:57,828 --> 00:09:01,458 Well, I was going to sign a one-year contract. 212 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:05,880 But then honest Tex explained to me 213 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,882 that if I sign a 10-year contract, 214 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:12,974 it will save me signing my name every year for nine year. 215 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,102 What a genius. 216 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:16,599 (Laughing) Yes, I didn't want her 217 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,141 to get writer's cramp on her wedding ring hand, 218 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,354 you see what I mean? 219 00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:20,643 Come along, darling, I don't want you to be in the sun 220 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:21,806 too long. 221 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:23,944 Yes, indeedy, that'll scramble your-- oh, my goodness, 222 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:25,271 it's warm out here, ain't it? 223 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:27,106 Bye. 224 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:27,981 That's a nice hat, Tex. 225 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,687 You got it in black? 226 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,663 Ok, then what? 227 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:37,660 So then, when the boss asks the guy 228 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,373 if he's willing to risk losing his job for the sake 229 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:42,503 of the girl, he says, maybe. 230 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:45,001 Perhaps. 231 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,134 I didn't say perhaps, I said maybe. 232 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:49,961 Well, perhaps is better. 233 00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:52,167 Maybe you're right. 234 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,548 Perhaps you're right. 235 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,385 Now should we get on with the script? 236 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:57,180 Maybe. 237 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:02,734 All right, you know the scene where 238 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:03,440 we couldn't figure out how the guy would 239 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:05,309 pick up the girl in the bar? 240 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,556 Well, I think I've got it figured out. 241 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,107 The guy goes under the bar. 242 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:09,440 He's all by himself. 243 00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:11,395 Now he sits down at the bar. 244 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:14,065 Now a couple of stools away is sitting the girl. 245 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,525 The guy sees her. 246 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,775 There's a bowl of peanuts on the bar in front of the guy. 247 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,866 He reaches into the bowl of peanuts, takes out a peanut, 248 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,712 throws it in the air, catches it in his mouth 249 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,208 to attract her attention. 250 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,380 Well, what do you think? 251 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,499 It's dumb. 252 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,416 Catching peanuts in his mouth. 253 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:33,634 Even if she did notice him, she's just think he was dumb. 254 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:34,626 Really? 255 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:35,547 Really. 256 00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:36,304 Come on. 257 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:36,885 Where? 258 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,429 We're going to the bar. 259 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:39,892 I'm going to show you how dumb it is. 260 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,602 Maybe it isn't dumb, it's just stupid. 261 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:46,730 [Music playing] 262 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:54,244 Hello, Martha. 263 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,700 Where did you come from? 264 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,910 [Laughs] That's hardly the way to greet a man 265 00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,120 you haven't seen in 20 years. 266 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,041 May I? 267 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:02,828 Thank you. 268 00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:09,246 I must say, you look wonderful. 269 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,085 So does Laura. 270 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,090 How's Burt? 271 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:16,472 Burt and I were divorced when Laura was five. 272 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,470 Tom, I don't want any trouble. 273 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:20,762 You promised me never to contact. 274 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:24,846 Martha, I have kept that promise for more than 20 years. 275 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,314 This meeting was pure chance. 276 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:29,404 I raised her alone, Tom. 277 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,150 She's all I've got. 278 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,151 She's my life. 279 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,823 But she's my daughter. 280 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:38,612 Hello. 281 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:39,867 [Laughter] 282 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,529 Oh, hi. 283 00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:43,447 This is Mr. Thorton, an old friend of mine. 284 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,076 - Oh, hello. - Hello. 285 00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:45,791 Excuse me. 286 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:46,581 Sit down. 287 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,004 Thank you. 288 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,332 You know, I was a neighbor of your mother's 20 years ago. 289 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:51,628 Laura: You were? 290 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:53,960 Are you alone? 291 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,966 Yes. 292 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:56,668 Well, why don't you join us for dinner? 293 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,377 I'm sure my mom would love it. 294 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,392 Oh, yes. 295 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:05,642 Please do. 296 00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:07,524 I'd love to. 297 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:08,691 Thank you. 298 00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:09,399 Good. 299 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:13,228 [Music playing] 300 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:17,610 Wait a minute. 301 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,025 This looks like a good one. 302 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,993 Now, if I charm them with the old peanut trick, 303 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:22,324 it goes into the script. 304 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,828 Agreed? 305 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,489 Agreed. 306 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:29,498 [Music playing] 307 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:45,507 [Smacks] 308 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,348 Terrific. 309 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,895 [Music playing] 310 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,202 So what does your husband to be do? 311 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,286 He's a doctor. 312 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,370 An obstetrician. 313 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,126 Oh, wonderful. 314 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:16,879 There's nothing more beautiful than the birth of a child. 315 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:20,052 Unless of course, it happens in the middle of the night. 316 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,182 [Laughs] You know, there's something 317 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,389 I don't understand about you. 318 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,179 I always thought that stockbrokers were frenzied, 319 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,853 you know? 320 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,062 You seem like the calm type. 321 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:32,811 Well, that's because i'm dining with two lovely ladies. 322 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,055 You should see me with the bulls and the bears. 323 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,107 [Growls] 324 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:36,820 [Laughs] I bet. 325 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:41,859 [Laughs] Oh, is it 9:00 yet? 326 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,106 9:05. 327 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,527 [Gasps] I told Jim I'd call him at 9:00. 328 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,156 I'll be right back. 329 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,293 Send my love. 330 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:49,039 Ok. 331 00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:52,749 [Laughs] 332 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,083 It's amazing. 333 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,380 Here I am dining with my own daughter, 334 00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:02,224 almost a total stranger to me. 335 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:06,759 Yet I love her as if I've known her all her life. 336 00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:10,385 Stop torturing yourself, Tom, and stop torturing me. 337 00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:13,274 I don't mean to. 338 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:16,272 It's just I feel she has a right to know, 339 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,935 and I have a right to tell her. 340 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,403 No, you don't. 341 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,363 You gave up that right when you asked 342 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:22,533 Burt and me to adopt Laura. 343 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:26,161 I was 21 when Laura was born. 344 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,740 No job, no money. 345 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,195 And when Claire died in childbirth, 346 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,446 I just fell apart, that's all. 347 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,287 I went to pieces. 348 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,002 I remember. 349 00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:36,962 It was a sad time. 350 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,632 I tried raising Laura by myself. 351 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,801 I couldn't. 352 00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:43,128 It's hard for a single parent, and especially a father. 353 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,255 All I wanted to do was what was best for her. 354 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,302 And you did. 355 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,426 Don't spoil it now. 356 00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:51,853 Don't take the chance of hurting her. 357 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:52,732 She's so happy. 358 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,558 You can see that, can't you? 359 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:55,813 Oh, yes. 360 00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,404 You both done a wonderful job. 361 00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,979 She's happy, secure. 362 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,355 She really knows who she is. 363 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:06,067 Not yet, she doesn't. 364 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,453 Ok, Betty. 365 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,746 I'll admit I was wrong about the old peanut in the mouth trick. 366 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,080 But I am not wrong about this. 367 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,535 I'm telling you that if we write a hand-holding scene 368 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,997 into this script, they're going to laugh 369 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:21,836 us right out of the business. 370 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,510 Will you just give it a chance? 371 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,339 Now, give me your hat. 372 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,505 I'm telling you, couples don't hold hands anymore. 373 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,765 We don't, but couples do! 374 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,888 I'm telling you, it won't work. 375 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,726 It will work. 376 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:41,692 Give me your stupid hand! 377 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,194 Well, here's to April, who started as a stowaway 378 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,697 and ended up stealing our hearts away. 379 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:47,989 - April! - Hey! 380 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:48,822 To April! 381 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:49,986 April! 382 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:53,544 If I steal your heart, you don't have to steal mine. 383 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,999 I give it to you. 384 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:55,869 [Laughter] 385 00:15:55,954 --> 00:15:58,504 Well, now, I sure hate to be the one 386 00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:01,382 to cut short a good party, but you come along, hon. 387 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,210 We got to send a telegram to my friend over there in Las Vegas. 388 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,915 See, we're going to make a big store out [inaudible].. 389 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:08,466 We'll have her name up in lights taller than she is herself. 390 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,430 Oh? 391 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,800 Yeah. 392 00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,176 Well, the entertainment director over at brutus palace 393 00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,222 is a pal of mine, see. 394 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,675 I guess you know him personally, of course. 395 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:16,556 Well, I sure enough do. 396 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,772 I sold him a used car once. 397 00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:20,732 You know, it's a funny thing. 398 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:21,563 I sent him a telegram a few days ago. 399 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,187 I never got no answer. 400 00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,154 Well, maybe he was on his way to answer the telegram, 401 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,565 and the car you sold him broke down. 402 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,704 Cute little rascal, ain't he? 403 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,570 [Laughs] Well, come on. 404 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,827 We've got to pick you a big [inaudible] out. 405 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,829 [Laughs] Don't worry. 406 00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:39,541 I will still talk with all of you when I am a big star. 407 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:40,333 I love you! 408 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,296 What are we going to do about him? 409 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,970 I don't know, you little rascal. 410 00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:53,756 Well, I think one of us is just going to have 411 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,716 to take her aside and tell her. 412 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:57,807 And tell her what, exactly? 413 00:16:57,891 --> 00:17:01,351 That she wound up with a phony fiance 414 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,517 and even a phonier manager. 415 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:04,225 You mean one of us has to tell her? 416 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,322 Oh, no. 417 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:12,525 No way! 418 00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:13,954 I'm not going to be the patsy on this one. 419 00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:15,332 No, and that's final! 420 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,739 Period, exclamation point. 421 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,617 Question, love? 422 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:25,707 [Music playing] 423 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,684 [Music playing] 424 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:37,261 [Piano music playing] 425 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,687 [Applause] 426 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,488 [Inaudible] You know. 427 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:54,412 Oh, thanks. 428 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:55,620 That was nice. 429 00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:56,699 Would you care for a refill? 430 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:57,744 - Yes, thank you. - How about you? 431 00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:58,866 No. No, thanks. 432 00:17:58,952 --> 00:17:59,622 Sure. 433 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:01,833 [Laughs] 434 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,044 Mom, you ok? 435 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,503 Oh, I'm sorry, dear. 436 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,464 I was just planning your wedding in my head. 437 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:08,634 Oh, don't be silly! 438 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,462 Don't worry about that. 439 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,917 It's going to be fine. 440 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:15,797 [Laughs] Mr. Thorton is such a nice man. 441 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,636 Yes, he is. 442 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:20,521 What were you two talking about when you were dancing? 443 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,599 Oh, married life, mostly. 444 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,854 He was advising me in a fatherly sort of way. 445 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:25,597 [Laughs] 446 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:26,357 I see. 447 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,268 I think he likes you, though. 448 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,358 Really! 449 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,322 If you don't mind my saying so, I think you're 450 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,862 being a little cool to him. 451 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,316 How come? 452 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,025 Here we are. 453 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,195 Sure you wouldn't want mother? 454 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:38,953 No. 455 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,544 [Laughs] 456 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,709 I may just have one more dance left in me. 457 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,039 Well, I'd love- 458 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,384 uh, sweetheart, you've been on the go for weeks. 459 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,589 Why don't you get some sleep? 460 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,049 I think it would be better for you. 461 00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:51,418 Oh, come on, Martha. 462 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,215 It's not that late. 463 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,718 No, actually, Mr. Thornton, I think my mom's right. 464 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,390 I really could use the sleep. 465 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,559 Goodnight, mom. 466 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,348 [Laughs] Goodnight, Mr. Thorton. I'll see you tomorrow. 467 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:02,061 You bet. 468 00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:05,890 [Piano music playing] 469 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,400 Hi, Isaac. 470 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,284 Hi. 471 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,240 Give me a double anything. 472 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,609 I think I'm going to need it before I 473 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,486 tackle a typewriter again. 474 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,073 Still having trouble with the script? 475 00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:20,027 Not really. 476 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,537 One more big scene, and it's finished. 477 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,738 Great! 478 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,248 Not great. 479 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:27,459 I'm not sure I want to finish the script. 480 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,921 But I thought that's why you and your wife 481 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:29,921 came on the cruise? 482 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,092 We did. 483 00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:35,009 But when the script is finished, so is the marriage. 484 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,630 And you don't want to finish the marriage. 485 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,507 Well, I thought I did. 486 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,314 But, well, now I'm not sure. 487 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:42,758 You've agreed to stay together until you've 488 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:43,428 finished the script, right? 489 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,725 Uh-huh. 490 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:48,769 Well, don't finish the script. 491 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,614 Just keep shoveling rotten ideas out, 492 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:54,359 and you'll never get it finished. 493 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,953 Isaac, you're a genius. 494 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,319 That's fantastic! 495 00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,655 Rotten ideas. 496 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,580 I got a million of those. 497 00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:02,528 Hey. 498 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,408 [Speaking Spanish] 499 00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:05,624 Yeah, of course. 500 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,124 [Interposing voices] 501 00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:08,495 I'd just like to [inaudible]. 502 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:13,092 I was wondering if gopher and I could talk to you alone. 503 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,960 How could we be alone when you both are going to be there? 504 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:19,758 And if you both are going to be there, why can't I be there? 505 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,803 Well, it's, uh-- 506 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:22,427 man talk. 507 00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:24,312 Yeah, it's man talk. 508 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,269 Let the man talk, April. 509 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:25,969 Come on. 510 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,018 Let's go for a stroll. 511 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,640 What is a stroll? 512 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,977 If it's fattening, I don't want any. 513 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,154 Bye! 514 00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:35,401 Yeah, well, gentlemen, what's the man talk here, huh? 515 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,154 Uh, you tell him, doc. 516 00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:38,065 No, no. That's ok. 517 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:38,783 Here. 518 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:39,242 Don't be fighting. 519 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:39,661 Speak up, boys. 520 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,318 Ok. 521 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,076 Well, we were wondering-- 522 00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:44,788 say, where did you get that really 523 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,788 marvelous looking tuxedo? 524 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:47,830 He's putting me on. 525 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:48,713 No. 526 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:49,709 Is it a copy or an original? 527 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,290 Who's your [inaudible]? 528 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,955 [Laughs] Well, now, if this is man talk, maybe 529 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,455 we better go rejoin the ladies. 530 00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:57,336 No, no, no. 531 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,842 We haven't [inaudible] Your boots yet. 532 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,014 Say, you wear garters with the boots? 533 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,892 Tell us about your home. 534 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,969 April, I want to talk to you about honest Tex. 535 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,175 Oh, he were just here. 536 00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:09,354 Why didn't you talk to him about him? 537 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,194 Well, um-- 538 00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:15,610 Julie, isn't he something special? 539 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,991 Honest Tex was the assistant manager of a used car lot. 540 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:22,529 And he gave it up all to manage me. 541 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:23,704 But April, to be a performance manager, 542 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:27,292 a person has to have a certain amount of experience. 543 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:27,949 Honest Tex has a lot of experience 544 00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:30,656 as a performance manager. 545 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,917 He managed me for the whole week now! 546 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,550 But April, honest Tex just doesn't 547 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:40,218 seem to have the qualifications to manage your career. 548 00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:42,378 Besides that, he may be Tex, but I don't 549 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,257 know about the honest part. 550 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:47,184 Julie, honest Tex is very honest, 551 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:50,734 or people wouldn't have called him honest Tex. 552 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:55,979 If he wasn't honest, people would call him dishonest Tex. 553 00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:58,864 But April, he calls himself honest Tex. 554 00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:01,322 No, Julie. 555 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,283 He's not the only one who calls himself honest Tex. 556 00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:06,744 I also him honest Tex. 557 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,235 If you don't call him honest Tex, 558 00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:10,656 then you are no friend of mine, Julie. 559 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:18,046 [Typing] 560 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,008 [Knocking] 561 00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:21,508 Come in. 562 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:22,420 I've got it. 563 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:23,927 I finally got the ending. 564 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,219 Are you ready? - Ready. 565 00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,392 Ok, sit down. 566 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:27,100 I am sitting down. 567 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,179 Yes, you are sitting down. 568 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,984 Well, I mean, when someone gets an extraordinary idea 569 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,769 like I have, they really don't know whether a person 570 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,023 is standing up or sitting down. 571 00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:39,274 I mean, for example, when Alexander Graham bell invented 572 00:22:39,357 --> 00:22:41,487 the telephone, i'm sure that he did not 573 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:44,068 know whether Mrs. Alexander Graham bell was 574 00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,114 standing up or sitting down. 575 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,737 Well, probably sitting down. 576 00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:49,954 Later on, she'd be getting up a lot to answer the phone, 577 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,575 but she didn't know that then. 578 00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:53,331 Right. 579 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:54,583 Ok. 580 00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:55,794 Are you ready for the ending? 581 00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:58,634 The ending of all time. 582 00:22:58,710 --> 00:22:59,800 Ok. 583 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:00,338 What is it? 584 00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:00,800 Yeah, what is it? 585 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,709 Yes. 586 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:06,508 Well, we do a complete switch on everything 587 00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:07,393 that we've been doing, everything 588 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,509 that we've been thinking, everything 589 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:10,466 that we've been feeling. 590 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,465 You see, what we're dealing with here 591 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:16,307 is all light, romantic comedy, and the audience expects 592 00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:18,814 the typical romantic ending. 593 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,477 But that's where we fool the audience. 594 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:23,105 We do not give them a typical romantic ending. 595 00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:27,493 We give them a tragic ending. 596 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:31,332 As the two lovers wander off into the night 597 00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:35,329 never to see each other again, as they go their separate ways, 598 00:23:35,413 --> 00:23:39,083 their story expresses the futility of the human condition 599 00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:42,457 as we know it today in society. 600 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:45,336 Complex and mysterious. 601 00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:47,433 The audience will not laugh. 602 00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:48,429 The audience will not cry. 603 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:51,560 The audience will not even be entertained! 604 00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:54,428 The audience will just sit there and stare. 605 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,650 Well, what do you think? 606 00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:01,820 I like it. 607 00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:02,768 You do? 608 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,188 You really like it? 609 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:07,066 I love it! 610 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,914 Oh, we've got our ending! 611 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:12,369 [Music playing] 612 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:13,660 I'd have an alternate ending. 613 00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:19,495 Surely you must see my side of this, Martha. 614 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,083 That's my daughter. 615 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:21,958 It is wrong to tell her. 616 00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,713 Utterly wrong. 617 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,045 Why? 618 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:28,220 She knows she's adopted, doesn't she? 619 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,380 Well, doesn't she? 620 00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:30,137 Of course. 621 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:33,008 Well, then what's the problem? 622 00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:34,306 I haven't been tracking you down. 623 00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:36,139 I haven't been following you for years. 624 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:40,774 Well, there's something I haven't told you. 625 00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:43,364 Laura knows she's adopted. 626 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,730 But when she was growing up, I told her that-- 627 00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:47,737 well, I felt it was for her own good. 628 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:50,199 What? 629 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,450 I told her that I adopted her from a hospital, 630 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:56,163 that I didn't know her parents name, and that both of them 631 00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:56,914 were dead. 632 00:24:56,995 --> 00:25:01,825 [Soft music playing] 633 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:05,497 [Music playing] 634 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:10,547 [Playing "what child is this" on flute] 635 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:11,224 Julie-- 636 00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:15,261 [continues playing flute] 637 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:15,927 Julie-- 638 00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:18,774 [continues playing flute] 639 00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:20,770 Julie, will you put that flute down a minute 640 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,692 so we can talk to you? 641 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,771 We have nothing to talk about. 642 00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:26,686 Y'all made me the goat who had to talk 643 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:27,645 to April about her boyfriend. 644 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:30,074 Well, now she hates me! 645 00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:31,953 And I hate everybody. 646 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:36,370 [Plays note on flute] Hate, hate, hate! 647 00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:37,791 [Continues playing flute] 648 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:41,869 [Knocking] 649 00:25:55,553 --> 00:25:57,313 You know, up til now, I always though of you as just one 650 00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:58,469 of miss April's best friends. 651 00:25:58,556 --> 00:25:59,806 But you know, I was taking my morning walk 652 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:03,271 and exercises out there, and I heard that beautiful flute 653 00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:06,313 music, and I said to myself, "Tex, you 654 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,148 are listening to an artist." 655 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,323 Me? 656 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:09,821 Yes. 657 00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:11,071 I mean, you just-- 658 00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:13,282 well, you just play like an angel. 659 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:15,783 Well, that knocks the "honest" out of his name. 660 00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:17,405 Let the man talk. 661 00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:19,332 I don't have time to talk about 662 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,451 it right now, little lady. 663 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:21,787 But if you're interested in a show business career, 664 00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:24,921 I'd be most interested in being your personal manager. 665 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,840 What? 666 00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:28,709 [Inaudible]. 667 00:26:28,795 --> 00:26:30,125 We'll talk about the contract later. 668 00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:31,093 I got to go find miss April right now. 669 00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:32,972 She seems a little upset about something 670 00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:34,179 that happened last evening, but she 671 00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:35,469 wouldn't tell me what it was. 672 00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:39,352 You see-- she didn't happen to mention it to you, did she? 673 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:42,681 Uh, no, I haven't seen her today. 674 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,057 Yeah, I'll just go talk to miss April 675 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,194 because I always seem to be able to make her feel a little bit 676 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:47,360 better when I talk to her. 677 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,069 Now, well, you just keep practicing on that flute. 678 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:50,819 You remember what happened to Isaac stern. 679 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:53,700 Isaac stern plays the violin. 680 00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:54,648 Well, I know that. 681 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:55,858 But you see, that's because he didn't 682 00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:56,867 practice on the flute enough. 683 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:59,028 Yeah, you just stay right here and try, ok? 684 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,987 [Inaudible] 685 00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:03,157 That phony. 686 00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:06,116 Wait till April finds out he's trying to sign 687 00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:07,707 up a no talent flute player! 688 00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:09,212 Yeah. 689 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:13,554 Goodbye, gentlemen. 690 00:27:13,631 --> 00:27:14,881 [Plays flute] 691 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:17,466 C sharp. 692 00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:21,512 [Plays flute] 693 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:29,357 [Music playing] 694 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:34,243 Hey. 695 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,069 I think you're the one that should have 696 00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:35,573 gone to bed early last night. 697 00:27:35,653 --> 00:27:37,413 You look tired. 698 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,909 [Laughs] Oh, well, I had a very strange dream last night. 699 00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:43,292 Yeah? 700 00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:46,870 I dreamed that your natural father came and tried 701 00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:48,496 to take you away from me. 702 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:49,833 Oh, mom. 703 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:53,708 [Laughs] Hey, I think Freud would 704 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:56,587 say that is a very normal reaction for any mother who's 705 00:27:56,674 --> 00:27:58,514 daughter's about to be married. 706 00:27:58,593 --> 00:28:01,223 You just substituted my father for the husband role. 707 00:28:01,304 --> 00:28:02,264 I guess you're right. 708 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:05,227 Hey, honest, mom. 709 00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:06,638 You're not losing me. 710 00:28:06,726 --> 00:28:11,186 [Laughs] We're only going to live three blocks away. 711 00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:13,942 I'm sure you're going to be very happy. 712 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:16,685 You know, I haven't wondered about my natural parents 713 00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:19,028 much since you told me they died. 714 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:25,750 Being adopted hasn't always been easy for you, has it? 715 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,789 [Soft music playing] 716 00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:30,462 Well, I knew a girl who spent years trying to track 717 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:34,172 down her natural parents. 718 00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:39,264 When she found them, it was very disillusioning. 719 00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:43,052 It can be pretty traumatic. 720 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:45,058 I'm sure. 721 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:50,440 Besides, even if my natural parents were still alive, 722 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,980 I'm not even sure I'd want to know. 723 00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:55,944 I mean, even if they were nice and everything, 724 00:28:56,025 --> 00:28:59,315 I'd be afraid it would change my life. 725 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,534 My life is just perfect the way it is. 726 00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:04,454 [Sighs] Mine too. 727 00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:08,414 [Laughs] 728 00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:16,298 Of course, sometimes I wonder, you know, 729 00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:20,089 what they might look like or what my name was. 730 00:29:20,175 --> 00:29:22,005 Stuff like that. 731 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:32,313 [Music playing] 732 00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:40,242 [Knocking] 733 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:40,950 I can't find the script. 734 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:42,859 Did you take it last night? 735 00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:44,237 No, I left it with you. 736 00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:45,704 Are you sure? 737 00:29:45,783 --> 00:29:46,203 Of course, I'm sure. 738 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:47,414 No, you took it. 739 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:50,044 I'm positive you took it. 740 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:52,711 If you are so positive I took the script, 741 00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:55,500 then why did you ask me if I was sure I left it with you? 742 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,295 Oh, I don't know. 743 00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:59,958 All I know is the script is gone. 744 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:02,378 Does that mean we're going to have to start all over again? 745 00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:03,007 Oh, no. 746 00:30:03,092 --> 00:30:05,472 We've got to find it. 747 00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:06,893 I couldn't go through all that again. 748 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:09,221 It would take ages. 749 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:10,307 Well, maybe somebody came in. 750 00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:12,231 How about a steward? 751 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:13,270 The maid. 752 00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:16,443 The maid came in when I was taking a shower. 753 00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:17,823 Of course. 754 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:19,359 Of course, the maid. 755 00:30:19,442 --> 00:30:20,572 Why didn't I think of that? 756 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:24,072 The maid came in and took the script because she's going 757 00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:25,905 into motion picture production. 758 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:28,700 Well, maybe the script fell on the floor, 759 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:30,745 and the maid took it thinking it was rubbish. 760 00:30:30,828 --> 00:30:33,868 When we wrote it, I knew it was rubbish. 761 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:38,247 But I expected an inexperienced maid to know it. 762 00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:39,746 I'm going to the rubbish room. 763 00:30:39,837 --> 00:30:44,507 [Music playing] 764 00:30:44,592 --> 00:30:45,932 [Laughs] Oh boy. 765 00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:48,100 I'm glad I wasn't playing you for money. 766 00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:49,099 You're great at shuffleboard. 767 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,430 Oh, thanks. 768 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:53,265 You're lucky to have a mom and dad to take you on this cruise. 769 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:54,691 Oh, I'm always here. 770 00:30:54,769 --> 00:30:56,149 Captain stubing's my father. 771 00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:56,559 He is? 772 00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:58,606 How nice. 773 00:30:58,690 --> 00:30:59,270 My mom died last year. 774 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:03,107 Oh, I'm sorry. 775 00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:08,454 My mom and dad died too a long time ago. 776 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:11,793 [Laughs] I'm real lucky though. 777 00:31:11,869 --> 00:31:15,159 This wonderful lady adopted me when I was just a teeny baby. 778 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:16,748 She's the best mom in the world. 779 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,463 She looks like she's very nice. 780 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,463 Vicki, this is my mother, Mrs. Rogers. 781 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:21,545 Hello, Vicki. 782 00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:22,709 And this is our friend, Mr. Thorton. 783 00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:23,757 How do you do, miss stubing? 784 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:24,630 Won't you join us? 785 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:27,216 Oh, thank you. 786 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:29,182 See, well, my real name isn't stubing. 787 00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:30,262 Oh? 788 00:31:30,346 --> 00:31:32,136 It's sort of confusing. 789 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:34,483 But after my mom and my other dad died, 790 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:37,399 I found out that my real father was captain stubing. 791 00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:39,808 All that must have been quite a surprise for you. 792 00:31:39,897 --> 00:31:41,517 It was. 793 00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:43,608 At first, when I found out that captain merrill-- 794 00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:44,823 that's what I call him-- 795 00:31:44,902 --> 00:31:49,452 was my real father, I was sort of scared and mixed up. 796 00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:51,832 But the minute I met him, I knew that I loved him, 797 00:31:51,909 --> 00:31:53,829 and that I'd be the happiest girl in the world. 798 00:31:53,911 --> 00:31:56,331 That's just the way he makes me feel. 799 00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:58,334 How great to have a dad who loves you so much. 800 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:00,376 [Soft music playing] 801 00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:03,170 I bet having you makes him feel pretty happy too. 802 00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:03,764 I think it does. 803 00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:05,668 Do you want to meet him? 804 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,087 He's super. 805 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:08,635 Sure. 806 00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:10,508 I bet you'll love him too. 807 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:11,545 But I can't let you borrow him. 808 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:12,848 Ok. Excuse us. 809 00:32:12,930 --> 00:32:13,680 - Sure. - See you later. 810 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,854 Meeting her real father certainly hasn't hurt Vicki. 811 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:27,565 [Music playing] 812 00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:37,709 [Laughs] My honest Tex is going 813 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:40,379 to manage Julie and her flute? 814 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:42,498 No way. 815 00:32:42,585 --> 00:32:43,705 Because I will kill him! 816 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:46,205 April, I think you're overreacting. 817 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:47,877 I mean, actually, I didn't hear him say it myself. 818 00:32:47,965 --> 00:32:49,375 I'm just telling you what I heard. 819 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,967 Who told you that? 820 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:53,103 Doc. 821 00:32:53,179 --> 00:32:54,509 Gopher! 822 00:32:54,597 --> 00:32:55,387 Julie. 823 00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:55,973 Julie. 824 00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:58,307 Julie, Julie, Julie. 825 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:01,943 [Speaking Spanish] No wonder she was 826 00:33:02,021 --> 00:33:06,981 saying to me to stay away from honest Tex 827 00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:10,988 so she can be around him. 828 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:15,412 When the mice eats away, the rat thing will play. 829 00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:17,253 The cat will play. 830 00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:19,868 I don't know about a cat, but I know two 831 00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:23,076 rats playing when I see them. 832 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:30,717 One rat plays the flute, and the other rat wears a cowboy hat. 833 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,760 Well, there y'all are! 834 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:33,394 Hi, hon. 835 00:33:33,469 --> 00:33:35,259 [Laughs] 836 00:33:35,346 --> 00:33:39,596 [Dramatic music playing] 837 00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,564 Why'd you do that, hon? 838 00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:46,614 Because orange juice is good for you! 839 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,231 Where you going, hon? 840 00:33:48,317 --> 00:33:52,567 [Speaking Spanish] 841 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,873 [Music playing] 842 00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:04,285 I'm telling you, it's not in here. 843 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:09,625 [Rattling] 844 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:12,304 Is this the only day you clean this ship? 845 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:20,640 Betty, this is a total waste of time. 846 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:23,055 Oh, I'm sorry. 847 00:34:23,144 --> 00:34:23,734 That's ok. 848 00:34:23,811 --> 00:34:25,101 I'm beginning to like it. 849 00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:28,568 Oh, we're never going to find the script in here. 850 00:34:28,649 --> 00:34:29,779 Now, let's see. 851 00:34:29,859 --> 00:34:30,529 If I were a script, where would I go? 852 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:34,160 Oh, bill, look at this. 853 00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:38,488 You remember the time you gave me a heart shaped box of candy? 854 00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:40,826 Oh, yes, of course. 855 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,122 You never gave me a heart shaped box of candy, 856 00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:44,366 and you're a liar. 857 00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:45,417 Yes, that's what I said. 858 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,040 I never gave you a heart shaped box of candy. 859 00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:49,667 Well, why didn't you? 860 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,014 Yeah, why didn't I? 861 00:34:51,088 --> 00:34:52,088 Yes. 862 00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:53,763 Well, it wasn't because I didn't love you enough. 863 00:34:53,841 --> 00:34:55,681 It was because I loved you too much. 864 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,850 I didn't want to insult your intelligence by giving 865 00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,009 you something like this. 866 00:35:00,097 --> 00:35:03,137 Besides, we both know that our heart isn't shaped like this. 867 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:05,896 A heart is shaped like a fist. 868 00:35:05,978 --> 00:35:11,188 And I love you too much to give you a fist shaped box of candy. 869 00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:15,605 [Music playing] 870 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:22,453 You want to go back to the cabin and look for the script? 871 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:24,707 Oh, I've already looked everywhere in the cabin. 872 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,209 It's not there. 873 00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:27,500 Did you look in the bed? 874 00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:28,383 In the bed? 875 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:29,709 Uh-huh. 876 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:30,674 Under the blankets. 877 00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:34,343 Under the blankets? 878 00:35:34,423 --> 00:35:35,513 Oh, no. 879 00:35:35,591 --> 00:35:38,551 That's the one place I forgot to look. 880 00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:51,567 Well, I certainly sympathize with you, Mrs. Rogers. 881 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:52,819 You have a monumental decision to make. 882 00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:56,240 [Sighs] Well, I'm sorry to have imposed on you, captain. 883 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,360 But when I heard Vicki telling my daughter that-- 884 00:35:58,447 --> 00:36:02,117 yes, there are similarities in their lives. 885 00:36:02,201 --> 00:36:03,951 I only want what's best for Laura. 886 00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:06,906 Well, that's all I wanted for Vicki. 887 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:10,628 Fortunately, everything turned out fine. 888 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:15,300 Obviously, I can't make the decision for you. 889 00:36:15,381 --> 00:36:17,761 All I can do is tell you to do what you feel. 890 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:21,222 But I'm frightened. 891 00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:23,434 So was I. But I found that all of us, 892 00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:28,194 adults and children alike, have this incredible inner strength, 893 00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:30,649 a resiliency to help us bounce back. 894 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:32,610 How we bounce back depends on the love 895 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:35,480 and support of those around us. 896 00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:37,738 Oh, Vicki introduced me to Laura this afternoon. 897 00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:40,160 She's a lovely girl. 898 00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:41,279 Thank you. 899 00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:42,655 Now, just remember, if you do decide to tell her, 900 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:44,542 there may be tears. 901 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:49,789 But those tears could lead to a greater joy for all of you. 902 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,044 Thank you. 903 00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:51,705 I hope I've been of some help. 904 00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:53,462 Oh, you have. 905 00:36:53,544 --> 00:36:54,004 You really have. 906 00:36:54,086 --> 00:36:58,506 [Soft music playing] 907 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:05,467 Tom thorton: Martha? 908 00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:07,806 Are you all right? 909 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:08,642 Tell her tonight. 910 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:26,489 [Music playing] 911 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:30,157 Well, we still haven't found the script yet. 912 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,378 I was almost sure it would be under the blankets. 913 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:35,748 [Laughs] Well, we may not have found it, but it 914 00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:37,666 was sure fun looking for it. 915 00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:42,675 You know, it was almost as much fun looking for the script 916 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,180 as it was writing it. 917 00:37:44,261 --> 00:37:45,721 Oh, poo. 918 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:50,555 [Music playing] 919 00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:02,696 [Band playing music] 920 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:06,530 [Applause] 921 00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:08,367 Really, April, you don't have to perform 922 00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:09,872 if you don't want to. 923 00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:10,584 No. 924 00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:12,923 I made my friends a promise. 925 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:15,209 It's not nice to break a promise. 926 00:38:15,292 --> 00:38:17,882 The show must go on. 927 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:20,882 Excuse me. 928 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:23,085 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special friend 929 00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:26,045 sailing with us this cruise. 930 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,217 I'm very happy to say she's going to perform for us. 931 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:31,306 Believe me, you're in for a wonderful treat. 932 00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:36,362 So let's welcome our good friend, April Lopez. 933 00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:40,399 [Applause] 934 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:52,872 [Plays guitar] 935 00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:21,105 Captain. 936 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,532 Yes. 937 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,700 Would you see that miss April gets this, please? 938 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:26,109 Sure. 939 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:29,157 Uh, you tell her I'm sorry things 940 00:39:29,241 --> 00:39:32,541 didn't work out just right. 941 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:35,580 [April continues playing] 942 00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:55,601 [Applause] 943 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,527 Merrill stubing: Ladies and gentlemen, I 944 00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:10,203 have some good news for you and for this lovely and talented 945 00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:10,952 young lady. 946 00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:12,413 I want to read this. 947 00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:16,623 "Dear honest Tex, loved April's record you sent me. 948 00:40:16,705 --> 00:40:18,495 Knowing you're a man of your word, 949 00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:20,922 I'm sure she looks as good as you say. 950 00:40:21,001 --> 00:40:23,091 Consider this telegram a contract 951 00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:25,920 for a two week engagement [inaudible] 952 00:40:26,006 --> 00:40:27,336 Brutus palace, Las Vegas." 953 00:40:27,424 --> 00:40:28,344 [Squeals] 954 00:40:28,425 --> 00:40:31,425 [Cheering] 955 00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:35,218 Ok, April. 956 00:40:35,307 --> 00:40:37,887 Let's hear what las Vegas is in for. 957 00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:40,687 [Inaudible] Let's do it! 958 00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:41,151 Whoa! 959 00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:45,360 [Band plays] 960 00:40:46,026 --> 00:40:49,236 All right! 961 00:40:49,321 --> 00:40:54,201 [Trilling] Woo! 962 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,195 Everybody happy! 963 00:40:56,287 --> 00:41:00,617 [Sings in Spanish] 964 00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:08,125 Everybody, arriba! 965 00:41:08,215 --> 00:41:12,215 [Sings in Spanish] 966 00:41:17,224 --> 00:41:19,234 Uh-huh. 967 00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:32,110 [Scatting] [Speaking Spanish] [Trilling] 968 00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:42,634 [Speaking Spanish] 969 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:46,998 [Cheering] 970 00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:03,937 [Yells] 971 00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:08,899 [Music playing] 972 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:22,501 Mom. 973 00:42:22,581 --> 00:42:28,501 Mom, guess what Mr. thorton just told me? 974 00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:29,837 He said if he ever had a daughter, 975 00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:30,632 he'd want her to be exactly like me. 976 00:42:35,552 --> 00:42:37,932 What a beautiful thing to say. 977 00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:48,768 Well, why don't you two take a stroll in the moonlight? 978 00:42:48,857 --> 00:42:48,897 Goodnight. 979 00:42:52,569 --> 00:42:54,279 Thank you. 980 00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:55,493 What more can a man ask than to see 981 00:42:55,572 --> 00:42:58,492 his daughter completely happy? 982 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,696 I just realized to tell her would be selfish. 983 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:07,670 I would like to ask a favor, though. 984 00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:10,001 Yes? 985 00:43:10,087 --> 00:43:14,877 I'd like to come visit from time to time. 986 00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:17,927 I would like that very much. 987 00:43:18,012 --> 00:43:23,272 [Music playing] 988 00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:25,850 It's nice of you to invite me back. 989 00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:26,596 Nice of you to accept. 990 00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:34,317 Now, bill, what about the script? 991 00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:35,033 Hmm? 992 00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:35,492 The script? 993 00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:36,991 What script? 994 00:43:37,072 --> 00:43:39,872 Well, it's too bad that we lost it. 995 00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:41,450 I mean, I suppose the only thing we can do 996 00:43:41,535 --> 00:43:44,115 is start writing the whole thing over again. 997 00:43:44,204 --> 00:43:45,044 Yeah. 998 00:43:45,122 --> 00:43:47,582 And it'll take months. 999 00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:52,496 Perhaps it would make the work seem a little less dreary if we 1000 00:43:52,588 --> 00:43:53,548 went out to that country house where we first 1001 00:43:53,630 --> 00:43:56,470 started writing together, you know, 1002 00:43:56,550 --> 00:43:56,970 and work together up there? 1003 00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:59,181 Oh, yeah. 1004 00:43:59,261 --> 00:44:00,801 We had some great times up there, remember? 1005 00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:03,928 [Laughs] Yes, I do remember. 1006 00:44:07,144 --> 00:44:08,064 What's that? 1007 00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:09,055 Hmm? 1008 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:09,806 That? 1009 00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:11,517 Oh. 1010 00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:12,817 That's just the script. 1011 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:14,820 Uh, the script. 1012 00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:16,402 You dog! 1013 00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:18,737 You had the script all the time. 1014 00:44:18,822 --> 00:44:21,372 How deceitful can a person be? 1015 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,200 You really take the cake. 1016 00:44:23,285 --> 00:44:23,785 Now, wait a minute, Betty. 1017 00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:25,329 I can explain anything-- 1018 00:44:25,412 --> 00:44:27,372 I mean, everything. 1019 00:44:27,456 --> 00:44:30,666 Look, Betty, try and understand why I did it. 1020 00:44:30,751 --> 00:44:32,421 I did it because I wanted us to spend some more time 1021 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:36,263 together, because I love you. 1022 00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:38,430 You love me? 1023 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:41,219 More than ever. 1024 00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:42,973 I love you, too. 1025 00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:48,805 That's why I didn't tell you that I made a carbon copy. 1026 00:44:48,894 --> 00:44:51,064 You made a carbon copy of the script? 1027 00:44:51,146 --> 00:44:52,016 [Laughs] 1028 00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:52,936 You rat. 1029 00:44:53,023 --> 00:44:54,443 [Laughs] You devil. 1030 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,235 You witch. 1031 00:44:56,318 --> 00:45:00,908 [Music playing] 1032 00:45:07,996 --> 00:45:08,826 Tex. 1033 00:45:08,914 --> 00:45:10,254 Oh, hi there, little lady. 1034 00:45:10,332 --> 00:45:11,752 [Laughs] 1035 00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:13,924 I'm so sorry I got myself mad at you. 1036 00:45:14,002 --> 00:45:16,462 Oh, that's all right, little lady. 1037 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:17,457 Yes. 1038 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,508 I was going crazy with jealous because the crew 1039 00:45:19,591 --> 00:45:21,431 told me you told Julie that you will 1040 00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:23,680 now make her a bigger star. 1041 00:45:23,762 --> 00:45:24,682 Oh, no, no. 1042 00:45:24,763 --> 00:45:26,773 I just told her that because you told me how 1043 00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:28,429 nice they'd all been to you. 1044 00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:30,307 I was trying to be nice to you, see. 1045 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:32,904 Besides, she does play the flute pretty good. 1046 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:36,480 Not as good as a Shepherd, but pretty. 1047 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:39,817 But you're my only star. 1048 00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:40,823 Yeah. 1049 00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:42,324 Tex, do you really think I'm going to be 1050 00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:44,236 good enough for Las Vegas? 1051 00:45:44,324 --> 00:45:45,284 Las Vegas? 1052 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:46,657 My little honey, you're good enough 1053 00:45:46,743 --> 00:45:47,623 for the whole, wide world. 1054 00:45:47,703 --> 00:45:50,003 You make the man in the moon smile. 1055 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:54,000 You know, it would have been the proudest day in my whole life 1056 00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:56,424 if I could have taken you back to my hometown 1057 00:45:56,503 --> 00:45:59,013 and introduce you as my bride. 1058 00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:00,919 Mrs. Honest Tex. 1059 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:04,178 Mm, what a beautiful name. 1060 00:46:04,261 --> 00:46:05,391 Wait a minute now. 1061 00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:07,891 Do you mean that-- 1062 00:46:07,973 --> 00:46:10,563 I will be the happiest man in the whole, wide world! 1063 00:46:10,642 --> 00:46:14,312 [Laughs] But now, wait a minute, little honey. 1064 00:46:14,396 --> 00:46:16,146 I got to tell you the truth. 1065 00:46:16,231 --> 00:46:21,701 Old honest Tex did tell you one just teeny weeny lie. 1066 00:46:21,778 --> 00:46:26,618 See, my hometown is New Jersey. 1067 00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:29,620 Mrs. Honest New Jersey. 1068 00:46:29,703 --> 00:46:30,663 I still like it! 1069 00:46:30,746 --> 00:46:32,206 [Laughs] 1070 00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:36,999 [Music playing] 1071 00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:42,965 [Music playing] 1072 00:46:57,189 --> 00:46:59,229 Hey. 1073 00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:01,146 I just wanted to say goodbye and wish you 1074 00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:02,275 good luck on your movie script. 1075 00:47:02,361 --> 00:47:02,821 Thank you. 1076 00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:04,403 Thank you, Isaac. 1077 00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:05,948 Did you find another ending for the script? 1078 00:47:06,031 --> 00:47:07,071 No. 1079 00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:08,527 But we've got enough of beginning for our marriage. 1080 00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:09,617 Yes. 1081 00:47:09,701 --> 00:47:11,501 Now, for one thing, I get to carry the typewriter. 1082 00:47:11,578 --> 00:47:13,788 [Laughs] Bye. 1083 00:47:13,872 --> 00:47:14,582 Bye. 1084 00:47:18,043 --> 00:47:20,673 Oh, Mr. Thorton, it's so wonderful to have met you. 1085 00:47:20,754 --> 00:47:22,924 I feel like I've made a friend for life. 1086 00:47:23,006 --> 00:47:24,256 You have. 1087 00:47:24,341 --> 00:47:25,301 Goodbye, Laura. 1088 00:47:25,384 --> 00:47:27,144 Goodbye. 1089 00:47:27,219 --> 00:47:28,049 Goodbye, Tom. 1090 00:47:28,136 --> 00:47:28,926 Bye bye. 1091 00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:30,062 Please let me hear from you soon. 1092 00:47:30,138 --> 00:47:32,518 Oh, that's a promise. 1093 00:47:32,599 --> 00:47:33,519 Bye bye. 1094 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,940 Bye. 1095 00:47:36,019 --> 00:47:37,019 I hope you don't think I'm crazy, 1096 00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:40,114 but would you come to my wedding? 1097 00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:43,110 [Laughs] I'd love to. 1098 00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:43,903 [Laughs] Good. 1099 00:47:48,073 --> 00:47:49,913 Honest Tex, I hope you'll accept 1100 00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:52,792 our apologies for doubting your honesty even for a minute. 1101 00:47:52,869 --> 00:47:54,909 It's just that we're very protective of April. 1102 00:47:54,997 --> 00:47:55,787 Oh, that's all right. 1103 00:47:55,872 --> 00:47:57,122 I understand, captain. 1104 00:47:57,207 --> 00:47:58,877 Of course, there's some days I don't even believe me myself. 1105 00:47:58,959 --> 00:47:59,459 [Laughter] 1106 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:01,553 Oh, he understand. 1107 00:48:01,628 --> 00:48:02,748 I explain it [Inaudible] anything. 1108 00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:11,428 [Speaking Spanish] 1109 00:48:11,513 --> 00:48:12,683 What does that mean, hon? 1110 00:48:12,764 --> 00:48:13,814 I don't know. 1111 00:48:13,890 --> 00:48:17,350 I say it so fast, I couldn't understand myself. 1112 00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:18,936 [Music playing] 1113 00:48:26,820 --> 00:48:29,070 [Theme music] 1114 00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:10,907 [Paramount pictures theme] 1115 00:49:10,957 --> 00:49:15,507 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0